No love on THE ROCK OF LOVE?

I did a trip to Coors Amphitheatre today Shotguns, it was for the Poisen concert .

They have 1 great song, Every Rose has its thorn & they must have played it 3 times during the show.

I dont think Bret Michaels has written a new song in 10 years. correct me if I'm wrong. I was watching his show a couple weeks ago & he makes a big deal about writing a song for one of the girls, .... so I'm sitting on my couch waiting for this new song-- He starts playing. --- Im like Now way! --Dude thats the same damn melody to Every rose, just with different lyrics.

You're not Dave Chappelle!

I drove a group last week, where one of the guys calls everyone in his phone book telling them... " Yo Doggg, I'm rolling in the limo, Yo, dogg, I be pimpin "Then he hung up & did it all over again. After the 5th phone call I put the privacy divider up.


So I've added two new clause under the terms & conditions of rental.
Clause # 1:

No one in the vehicle is allowed to say ' Big Pimpin' at anytime while in the vehicle!

Clause #2

Unless you are Dave Chappelle. Do not yell out the window " I'm Rick James Bitch" or "I'm Rich Bitch" Or any variation of Chappelle's Parody! It's funny when Dave Chappelle says it- NOT YOU!

Glad I got that out of the way!

I'm also thinking of instituting a dress code. The ladies that rent the Stretch are always dolled up. Some of the guys need some fashion tips though-- You are paying in excess of $ 100 p/hour, You have a personal chauffeur for the evening, You are being driven in style to some of the hottest night spots in Denver...Wear some decent clothes! And wear another pair of shoes besides your gore-tex hiking boots.

Red Rocks.

Busy week. 2 trips to Red Rocks, 1 trip to Coors Amphitheater and 2 bachelorette parties. Red Rocks being my favorite venue, not only because it is the most stunning natural Amphitheater in the world, but as a courtesy to Limousine drivers the Venue allows us into the Amphitheater so I got to see a lot of shows there this summer. I've been up there about a dozen times the last 2 months.
Its been a good Summer.

The limo driver

Those are my Friends Chad & Natalie.

I life in Denver. I am a limousine driver. This is my Blog.

I get to see some wild & hilarious stuff & I'll tell you about some if it here. I do want to protect the privacy of my passengers, and will do my best to do so! But some things just have to be told.

Like the time Alanis Morissette's chihuahua humped my leg, while I was driving the Turtle top Van -Those vans are great by the way, I'd choose a turtle top any day over a limousine.

Or the bachelorette party where all the girls decided it would be a good idea to take off their bras & throw them out the window on Larimar street. And then decided an hour later that they would like them back. Needless to say, we found none of them.

Or the day I took Diane Richie shopping -- Lionel Richie's ex wife. I have never seen anyone buy so much stuff in a single shopping outing! It was ridiculous... there must have been at least 50 shopping bags & I had to carry them!
No surprise her alimony demands include a $ 20 000 a month stipend for clothes & shoes! She was the high maintenance hollywood wife, while Lionel Richie was the perfect gentleman! Signing autographs for crazed fans who lay staked out in the parking garage of the convention center, thrusting their pens & whatever they wanted signed through the window of the Navigator.

I also fell in love with Sarah McLachlan .... all it took was a smile & a handshake. What an absolutley stunning lady, & one of the nicest people I've had in my car.

Then there are the renowned scumbags. Heading up that list has got to be Mr Creepy VP He was a VP of a big name cable company & spent the better part of the night trying to convince an employee to have sex with him in exchange for a $ 75K job. It was an actual negotiation! Needless to say, I got a fat tip to encourage me to keep my mouth shut.
The lady told him she'd consider it if she had a job offer in writing on her desk in the morning. When he realized he wasn't getting anyway, he starts trying to convince her to " do " the limo driver, I'm like, Dude! Keep me the hell out whatever the hell you are trying to do! His bill was about $ 990.00 for the night! Yup- thats where the money from your $ 100 cable bill goes. I saw him the next year at the same convention, I was not his driver, our paths crossed & I could not get the big fat grin off of my face. He avoided me for the rest of the evening.

Come to think of it I've gotten quite a few generous tips over the years --to keep my mouth shut about what I heard or saw.

Its weird, the things people will talk about or do in the presence of their chauffeur & I have only once been asked to sign a confidentiality agreement.

Well. Thats your introduction. Come back every couple days & will try to make this interesting reading.