Thursday, September 20, 2007

No love on THE ROCK OF LOVE?

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I did a trip to Coors Amphitheatre today Shotguns, it was for the Poisen concert .

They have 1 great song, Every Rose has its thorn & they must have played it 3 times during the show.

I dont think Bret Michaels has written a new song in 10 years. correct me if I'm wrong. I was watching his show a couple weeks ago & he makes a big deal about writing a song for one of the girls, .... so I'm sitting on my couch waiting for this new song-- He starts playing. --- Im like Now way! --Dude thats the same damn melody to Every rose, just with different lyrics.


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Thursday, September 06, 2007

You're not Dave Chappelle!

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I drove a group last week, where one of the guys calls everyone in his phone book telling them... " Yo Doggg, I'm rolling in the limo, Yo, dogg, I be pimpin "Then he hung up & did it all over again. After the 5th phone call I put the privacy divider up.


So I've added two new clause under the terms & conditions of rental.
Clause # 1:

No one in the vehicle is allowed to say ' Big Pimpin' at anytime while in the vehicle!

Clause #2

Unless you are Dave Chappelle. Do not yell out the window " I'm Rick James Bitch" or "I'm Rich Bitch" Or any variation of Chappelle's Parody! It's funny when Dave Chappelle says it- NOT YOU!

Glad I got that out of the way!

I'm also thinking of instituting a dress code. The ladies that rent the Stretch are always dolled up. Some of the guys need some fashion tips though-- You are paying in excess of $ 100 p/hour, You have a personal chauffeur for the evening, You are being driven in style to some of the hottest night spots in Denver...Wear some decent clothes! And wear another pair of shoes besides your gore-tex hiking boots.